“You knew!” Anger
flashing from Tshirt’s eyes nailed me to my chair. Still I laughed.
Part of the
package deal for our Cancun trip was breakfast in the hotel’s café. It wasn’t your ordinary motel free breakfast
with cereal dispensers, canisters of rolls, doughnuts, and bagels, bowls of various
kinds of fruit, maybe a make-your-own waffle machine.
There was a
cafeteria buffet with pans of scrambled eggs, bacon, ham, sausages. There was also a chef ready and willing to
fix an omelet to your specifications, if you were willing to wait. There was nearly always a queue of folks waiting
to get their omelet. I didn’t care
enough for an omelet to wait, so I went through the buffet every morning.
One of the
attractions in the buffet was a stack of very lovely looking, just-the-right-shade-of-brown
pancakes. They were rather small by our
standards, about the size of a saucer.
Of course I took two or three, that first morning.
I was ahead of everybody else in our party for
some reason. I put on a little butter, a
little syrup, cut a small wedge and took a bite. That was enough.
Back through the
line I went. It would have to be toast with my sausage and eggs this
morning. When I got back to our table, the rest of the
party was there, all except Tshirt. I
saw her coming. I saw pancakes on her
plate. “Watch this,” I whispered to the
Goodwife.
“Watch what?”
“Tshirt. Be quiet and just watch,” I whispered.
Tshirt took her
time getting settled. She failed to
notice the scrutiny she was under. On
went the butter. On went the syrup. Plunge went the fork. Slice went the knife. To the mouth went the bite.
Down went fork
and knife. Up came the head, and I was
nailed by the eyes. “You knew!” she
said.
“Knew what?”
asked the Goodwife.
Ugh! Baking powder! Probably a tablespoon or two per cup of
batter! It was strong. No eating those beauties. At least not for Tshirt or me. Bitter, bitter, bitter!
The ability to
taste baking powder came from Dad’s side of the family. Mom always pooh-poohed us when we said we
could taste baking powder. Nevertheless,
she made sure to use Dr. Price’s baking powder in any recipe calling for baking
powder.
Apparently, other
baking powders use some kind of sulfate, sodium or aluminum or both along with
baking soda and cornstarch in the baking powder recipe. Some substitute alum for the sulfates. I’m not sure what tastes bitter. I just know I can taste it.
I seem to remember
that the worst-tasting baking powder was Clabber Girl. The most tolerable but still bitter was
Calumet.
The Goodwife got
educated in baking powders early in our married life. We could still get Dr. Price’s product in
those days and we used it. Then came the
day when Dr. Price’s was no longer available.
It was long before you could find anything and everything on the
internet, but somehow the Goodwife found a recipe for making not-bitter baking
powder. We have used that recipe ever
since.
The recipe: 2 tablespoons of cream of tartar (expensive,
which is probably why baking powder makers don’t use it)
1 tablespoon corn starch
1
tablespoon baking soda
That’s it. Pretty simple.
The recipe will
keep your biscuits and pancakes light and fluffy without interfering with the
taste.
As for me and my
cruelty in not sparing my daughter the bitter mouthful, I once again proved
that the ability to taste bitter baking powder, an ability some skeptics
apparently don’t have, is not all in my head.
I can taste it, by gosh.
Revisionist history! You started laughing uncontrollably! That's how I knew you already knew and didn't save me from that terrible bitter that doesn't ever go away.
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