Sunday, March 29, 2015

Meanwhile, Back at the Farm


      April won’t be the cruelest month for 2015 because March has taken over wake-up duties.  The wheat has shaken off its winter dormancy and covered up the rows with new blades.


     Dandelions and purple mustard eagerly prepare a launching pad for an April riot of color.  Most years I would be plotting to scrub their plans with the handheld sprayer and some good ol’ Roundup.  The idea was to give the buffalo grass a head start.  But the buffalo, never anxious to meet the cold, seems content to sleep late, when the warm weather is assured with no late cold snaps to surprise it.  The mustard will have bloomed, gone to seed and dried up by the time the buffalo awakens.  So this year, I’ll let nature take its course.  Let’s see what happens.
     Garden excepted.  Can’t be having any blooming riot in there.  I didn’t have enough hay to mulch things properly last summer.  Cheat grass and mustard are taking advantage of the situation.



     Other duties called.  The skylights on the combine shed needed to be replaced last year.  A problem:  the “skylights” I bought don’t let in any light.  I failed to realize that until I had installed three of them and stepped inside the shed. 






     So I patched together two of the old ones to keep one patch of light.


     The 830 began to come together between other jobs.

 

    
 And the asparagus got its yearly mowing.



    I cannot tell a lie.  The old Ford 2N and the decrepit mower did it all.


Here's to Spring!







Sunday, March 22, 2015

Fit and Trim


     As Spring threatens the edges of Winter’s complacency, along with the usual speculations as to what the new season will bring, one question occupies my mind.  Have I killed them?

     We host a neighborhood mailbox where folks make an afternoon trip to see what the postman did bring.  The friendly overbearing lilac is on our side of the property line.   




    Maybe it will remain friendly, providing a little welcome shade this summer without being overbearing.  Or have I killed it?
     Yes, aspens provide shade and are beautiful in the fall when their leaves change colors.  We have six of them standing guard around house and property line. 
     But they far outdo the locust when it comes to throwing up shoots from shallow roots all around the tree.  Left unchecked, they will soon engulf your house with a grove.  I pulled and nipped the twiggies everywhere throughout the yard.  But some had grown beyond the loppers.  

South side renegade

East side volunteer and shingle massagers

      Out came the chainsaw.



    Down went the volunteers.  Anything touching the house or fence fell victim to the conscienceless buzzing steel-fanged monster. 


     What was good for the front yard was good for the backyard.

     
This one bled profusely when I took off some lower branches.  The flowing sap stopped the chainsaw and sent me scurrying to the internet to find that bleeding is to be expected and will not kill the tree (maybe) especially in late winter—early spring.
    The shrubs got the same treatment.



      I left a few old guys to guarantee survival, maybe.







     The damage is done and cannot be undone.  Every warm sunny say takes a step closer to answering the question—have I killed them?
    Meanwhile, the evidence of the slaughter must be disposed of.  It took four or five trips.  I lost count.






Saturday, March 14, 2015

Phoenix


    We left in snow on Wednesday.  Good time to go south, we thought.  At Pueblo, we had a few seconds of sunshine.  Then the big fat flakes started falling and would continue to fall until sundown when we were somewhere south of Las Vegas, NM.  There was little snow at Santa Fe where we spent the night, but it was eighteen degrees.
     A late departure from Santa Fe found us arriving in the Phoenix area at 10 p.m. where it was a balmy sixty degrees.  Goodbye overcoat for the next five days.
    We would visit three museums including the children’s museum, watch two Rockies games (Cubs and Reds), stand by as the kids took dips in the motel’s unheated swimming pool, visit relatives of relatives, and spend a small fortune on supper (no need to mention ball park fare).  A small highlight:  in Scottsdale traffic we followed a dump truck with a vanity license plate, “DRTDIVA”.  We just had to get around it to see who was driving.  Sure enough, a female, and she had other feminine decorations on the doors.  Sorry, we didn’t get a name.  (You are forgiven for maybe thinking that anyone so easily amused shouldn’t need to take a trip to Arizona.)                  
     Tuesday we departed the desert.  Time to dig out the coats at Flagstaff.  We aimed for Montrose, but after a short visit with friends in Dolores, we wore out in Telluride.  Something went terribly wrong with the Chrysler’s compass as we wandered around trying to find lodging.  (It was slow going.  My first thought—fix the dang streets.  My second thought:  no need to worry about anxious skiers speeding—don’t fix the streets.)  We had to drive five blocks to get to the parking lot just on the other side of the hotel.  With the malfunctioning compass (the sun  rose in the west) we spent thirty minutes finding the parking lot.
      We spent Wednesday night in Paonia with friends.  Thursday afternoon found us parked in the driveway in Loveland.
     But don’t think you can find us at home.  Friday we took off for the farm, ultimate destination Colby on Saturday where we will take in the barbershop show and visit many a friend.

 What $70 gets you in Santa Fe.

What $100 got us in Phoenix (model for illustration only-- not included in package deal)


                                                             Panning for Gold



 Oasis in the hot desert sun



Vail Pass Summit



      

Sunday, March 1, 2015

Grandma's Piano

     I sat at the piano, the old black piano.  My mouth was probably hanging open, at first a little stunned, then amused.
     The Goodwife, who had only been my Goodwife for only a very few years, stood in the doorway between kitchen, hall, and living room.  She wore an apron with a little flour dust on it.  In one hand she held a pancake turner.  The other hand was on her hip, expressing her frustration, maybe even anger.
     I had just finished a tune on the old piano.  We were the third generation owner of the old black piano.  It wasn’t always black.  It had been a cherry red, I’m told.  Who refinished it and colored it black?  My mother?  She was the second owner.
     It was the piano we all took lessons on.  I would have to go to college and live without a piano in easy reach before I would truly appreciate both the lessons and the piano.  One day I would overreact in that appreciation and decide it would be nice to have a piano on every floor of the house in which I lived.  Over the course of years, I probably have owned a dozen pianos.  But this one, the old black one was special.
     It was Grandma’s piano.  She bought it new.  The story goes that she graduated from Bryn Mawr College in the first decade of the twentieth century, around 1905, I’m not sure exactly when.  She bought the new piano, on credit with a small down payment.  She had it crated and shipped to Colorado.  (Uncle Emerson told me that he recalled using that crate as sort of a playhouse when he was a kid.)
      There used to be a letter in the piano case from the dealer who sold the piano to Grandma.  The letter said they hoped Grandma would continue making payments on the piano even though she had moved out of the country.  We have lost that letter.  We thought it was deteriorating in the piano, so we put it somewhere safe.  I suspect Grandma and Granddad made those payments.
     Grandma rode the train to Colorado where her beau was employed near Fort Morgan working on the construction of the dam at Jackson reservoir.  He was living in a tent.
      I don’t know any of the particulars of the courtship or wedding.  They were married and lived in a tent with a new piano (crated or uncrated?) for some time during that first year of their married life.  I can only imagine what Grandma thought when she stepped off the train in Fort Morgan.  Was Granddad there to meet her?  Probably.  Did he arrange to have the piano moved to the tent?  What did she think as she rode across the flat treeless plain to begin making a home in a tent near the banks of the South Platte River?
      Of course there was a wedding in there somewhere, the details of which I am ignorant.  The piano’s next stop was near Riverbend on the Ferguson ranch.  It stayed there for the births of my uncle and three of my aunts.  It would move to the “home place” also near Riverbend where my mother and her youngest sister were born.  (Ethyl Ferguson, whenever she ran into my mother, always reminded her that she hadn’t been born on the Ferguson ranch, a detail Ethyl lamented.)  
     I am not sure of the piano’s next move.  It might have gone to town when Granddad and Grandma moved to South Limon.  Or it might have gone to the farm when “the folks” moved off the ranch.  It was always there in the living room of our farm house for as long as I can remember.  It was always black in my memory.
      Sometime in the seventies, Mom got a grand piano, one my brother rescued from a school in Nebraska.   She no longer needed Grandma’s piano.  I said I would take it.  No one else seemed to want it, so I got it. 
     We had a problem.  I already had a piano, probably the third one I had bought.  Two others were quickly resold after I bought them because I had no place to keep them.  This one had made a stay in Nebraska.  When I took a job in Kansas, Uncle Ricky and I loaded the piano into his pickup.  It was in a school in Nebraska where Uncle John had stored it over the summer until he could move into his new digs.  We put it in the basement apartment where I would live during my first year of teaching school.
     The Goodwife, having spent the first three months of her life in a basement apartment (probably seemed like a tent to her), decided there would be some changes made.  She found a pleasant little two-bedroom house, and we moved again. 
    With the gift from Granny, I had two pianos.  I made a decision: either my youthful desire to have a piano on every floor would be realized, or the old piano would have to go.  Have to go!?
     I lined up three friends and bought a case of beer.  We took the old piano down the cement steps to the basement at least three ways—on its wheels, on the left end, on the right end.  It was a lot of work.  We drank the beer.  The football coach about got a hernia.  Three hours later, the piano with badly scratched ends was still in the living room.  The social studies teacher caught holy hell when he got home because his wife smelled the beer and assumed we had been partying.  She refused to believe he had been doing hard labor.  I think she might have relented sometime later when she saw the piano.
            I couldn’t bring myself to discard the old piano.  I tore the old thing down, carefully charting and labeling so I could put it back together.  It was down to the main case and the harp when I dared to call my friends back.  This time I only called two, the football coach and his assistant.  (No way did I want to tangle with the social studies teacher’s wife.)  With all the stuff off, it wasn’t fifteen minutes of work to let it down the steps and then pass the major hurdle, a thirty-two inch door at the bottom of a four-foot stairway.  Plus, the doorway was at a right angle to the stairway, so you had to make a left turn at the bottom of the stairs.
     With the keyboard gone, one arm of the piano case could be hooked around the door into the basement proper and the rest of the piano had room to maneuver on the stairway to complete the left turn and it was in the basement.  I spent many happy hours reassembling the old gal, and playing it.  I could go downstairs and play without drowning out a television program.  
     I always said whoever buys the house buys the piano, but I couldn’t live up to that.  I disassembled it again and took it out of the basement when we moved from that house.  It went back to the daughter of the lady I bought it from.
     Meanwhile, Grandma’s piano took its place as the main floor piano.  It was my wont to sit and play awhile as the Goodwife prepared our supper.  So there I was playing away.
    She asked, “What’s the name of that?”  I replied.  She asked again, same question.  What?  Is she growing deaf?  I replied louder.  She asked a third time, this time, standing in the doorway, obviously angry with me.
    I said for the third time, loudly, enunciating clearly, “How Am I to Know.”

    “Well you’re playing the damn thing!” she said.

    I grabbed the music, reversed it, held it out so she could see the title, “How Am I to Know” in big black letters across the top.
     When the danger was past, we had a good laugh.  The tune and the incident are forever linked for us.
     When we moved to Fort Morgan, Grandma’s piano accompanied us there where the piano teacher’s grandchildren would gather of a weekend and be instructed in the fine art of piano playing on the same instrument that withstood her children’s attempts to become virtuosos.
     It would move back to Kansas and stay in a garage for two years until it moved to our “permanent” home  where it would stay for the next 24 years.  Our two daughters took lessons from a local teacher in her studio.  But they practiced on Grandma’s piano.  
     When we left Kansas, we parted with the piano.  It now resides in the foothills north and west of Fort Collins with Grandma’s great-granddaughter.  
     The piano has become somewhat of a record book for our family.  We lived in a few different places when the girls were growing like weeds.  I don’t know who got the idea, but whenever the girls wanted to see how much they had grown, we would swing the left end of the piano out, stand them up against the piano back, lay a ruler across their heads, make a sharpie mark at the junction of ruler and piano frame, and put the date next to the mark. 
     Like rings of a tree stump, the dated marks record the girls’ growth.  Someday years hence, will some child see the marks on the back of the piano as it is being moved yet again and say, “Hey, look at those marks.  What are they Grandma?”