Sunday, April 14, 2013

Post Straightening

     Something there isn’t that doesn’t want to go straight.  Lightning.  Snakes.  Politicians (some).  And some posts.
 
 

    Here is the original “column” which was replaced by this one:

 


     The original one actually got straightened out via the chain and the bumper jack.  But over the course of three months, it reverted to its old ways.  So I replaced the original post with a new one.  Things went well for about a year.  Then the newbie turned crook.  I tried the bumper jack again.
     After a year or better, the bumper jack proved inadequate.  The crook in the old post involved the entire length of the post, whereas this bend is in the bottom four feet.  Call in the reinforcements.   Add the bottle jack for a little more pressure.

 


                Reconfigure the troops. 

 

 
      Then the chain wasn’t quite enough.  Actually, it was the bolt holding the chain that gave away while increasing the pressure with the bottle jack.  The chain links only accommodate a ¼” bolt. Pop!  Chain, jacks, dead bolt (part of it anyway) all lying at my feet, not on my feet, thankfully. So, bring in the enforcer, a log chain and another jack.

 

 
     This has all taken place over a year or more.  We just got serious this spring.  And the post actually got “over-straight” with the two bottle jacks.  Attempts to hold it in place with two angle irons failed.  So back to the drawing board.
 

    The drawing boar revealed the bumper jack and light chain again, this time using a half hitch in the chain to hold the pressure.  The bolt only has to keep the knot from slipping.  Add the bottle jack.  Now, come up with some way of holding the thing in place once it behaves.  Help stamp out redicidivsm.
 

 
 

    The struggle continues.
   If wood can be so intractable, it doesn’t give you much hope for snakes and politicians, does it?  Let us leave the lightning to Pecos Bill.

 

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