Sunday, February 21, 2021

H20

      He was a crochety old man.  He lived catacorner from the school playground and across the street from the sports field.

     We were supposed to be watching the football or baseball game, but of course it was much more fun to be playing our own game in the parking lot directly across the street from old John.  Don’t let the ball cross the street into his yard.  It was a lost ball if it got into John’s yard.

     He was somebody’s grandpa, so we watched what we said about him.  What we said was never good.  That’s all I ever knew about him.  Until many years later.  Long after he was dead.

 

      Recently, a group of local citizens started a club whose goal is to keep Lake Loveland filled with water all year around.  In the spring, the lake fills and remains full most of the summer.  As fall approaches, the inflow stops and the lake’s water level drops even as farmer demand downstream declines.  The decline in water level exposes vast stretches of “beach.”  Winter winds kick up dust and sand storms that the lake’s neighbors don’t care for too much.

     Additionally, the lake serves as a tourist attraction and a picturesque background for lots of activities.  The club members see it as a bit of false advertisement to use pictures of the full lake for tourist brochures since the lake spends about half of the year being a not-so-attractive mudhole.

    The group approached the city council, asking that the council take matters into their hands to do what they can to get some control of the water level in the lake during the winter months.  The lake is not owned by the city.  It is owned by the Loveland Greeley Irrigation Company.  Its main purpose is to provide water for Weld County farmers.

     In an op-ed in the local paper, a city councilman pointed out the difficulties of doing anything about the water level in Lake Loveland.  He says there are nine separate boards and commissions that have a say in how much water goes into and out of the lake and when those inputs and outflows can occur.  There goes the simple solution.

      Water has long been a point of contention west of the Missouri.  Many an old western book or movie has at its core the conflict over water rights.  For whoever knows what reason, the story and op-ed in the paper stimulated memories of another “range war.”

       

            Looking for something to do on a weekend many years ago, the Goodwife and I, before kids, went to the museum in Oberlin, Kansas.  There my eye fell on a story that actually occurred 40 or 50 miles west in Cheyenne County near the border with Rawlins County where we lived.

     Why wasn’t that story in the Rawlins County Museum? I wondered.  I think because sons of one of the participants were still in their prime and may not have wanted to see that story about their father in an institution partially supported by their tax money.

    The story is referred to as the Dewey-Berry feud.  I read it with some interest.  That interest spiked when I came across the phrase “John Berry of Genoa, Colorado.”

     Apparently, he had made an unlucky choice to visit relatives in Western Kansas one fateful day.  Three of the Berrys were killed on that day.  According to the article in the museum, John was called as a witness when the case went to court.   

      The fight was over a stock watering tank, not exactly a fight over water.  At what must have been a sheriff’s sale, the Deweys bought the tank and had come to the Berry place to take possession of it. 

      There had been bad blood between the two families, as the Deweys were ranchers and the Berrys were squatters in the Deweys’ opinion.  The Berrys accused the Deweys of letting their cattle run over Berry crops.  So, when two sides came together in the Berry farmyard, the frustration on both sides boiled over and a gun battle ensued.

       Both sides claimed the other side fired the first shot.  After the shooting, three of the Berry men lay dead.  The only Dewey casualty was a dead horse.

     As word of the goings-on spread, an army of vigilantes composed of other settlers who had also felt themselves victimized by the Deweys gathered at the Berry place and were considering heading to the Dewey Ranch to even up the score.  Somehow, lawmen prevented that from happening. 

      Dewey and his cowboys holed up at the ranch until the sheriff’s pleas to Topeka brought National Guard troops to the rescue.  The Guard troops were more for the protection of the Dewey Crew who feared the mob that was rumored to be looking for them than for help in arresting them. 

      Dewey and company were arrested and taken first to Colby, then St. Francis, eventually to Topeka where they were released on bond.  The trial took place in Norton, Kansas.  The Deweys were acquitted in the criminal trial, but were later sued for wrongful death by the Berrys.  A jury awarded the Berrys $15,000.

      As I read all about the feud, I had to look in my memory bank and take another look at the crochety old man who lived on the corner.  The feud occurred on June 3, 1903.  John could not have been very old then and still be around in the 1950’s and ‘60’s.

       Forty or fifty years later, I had another “run-in” with John Berry.  This time with my now-deceased neighbor.  One of the guns Neighborly showed me in his gun collection was one he bought from John Berry.  It was a civil war rifle that had been stored for years covered in grease and wrapped in a gunny sack.    

      The gun belonged to John’s father (or was it his uncle—I don’t remember for sure) and had been used in the civil war.  John was reluctant to give up the gun but eventually succumbed to Neighborly’s  persuasive powers.  The gun lives on.  As I studied the gun, once again I had to recalculate my thoughts about John Berry.  And what a small world it is, maybe.

      Will the water wars of the west once again break out in armed conflict?  Doubtful.  But who knows?  The right combination of swelling population, unprecedented drought, and disgruntled water-rights holders mustn’t be dismissed out of hand.

       Conflict is certain.  This time, it will be over water, rivers and reservoirs,  not a stock tank. 

    

Saturday, February 6, 2021

Take a Walk

     You never truly appreciate something until you lose it.

   I haven’t been able to “take our walk” for about a year, now, due to hip problems.  Some days I could do it, but other days we would set out and I would find it necessary to turn back.    

     I was able to make the full circle for the first time since November on  Saturday, January 23.  That is a milestone since my new hip was installed on November 16.

     The first steps:      



 

East down the street:



 

And on to the walking (and biking, skateboarding, scootering) path:


 

Stop to take a look at the hills across the lake:


  


Back to the path:




 

There are many forks in the road.  We follow Yogi Berra’s advice, “When you come to a fork in the road, take it”:





Some of the second half of our path is good old fashioned dirt:







After a stop to check out the birds on the lake from the little pier, back to the concrete way:



We have to cross some bridges when we come to them, for there are four lakes on our walk:




And we are back to the first fork we took and are headed home:

 

     As Mark Twain  observed in Life on the Mississippi, having completed the trip up the river, you now have to go back down, and it is an entirely different river than the one you went up.  So it is, the path looks different on the road back.

     In our case, that’s not a bad thing.  It makes life more interesting.

     It is good to get back home and put our feet up for a while.  In all, we have walked a little over 2 ¾ miles, according to the Fitbit.

      Not often in life do you get a second chance at a missed opportunity.  Having been unable to make the complete circuit for some time, I now appreciate our walk more.

      My apologies for boring you with a bunch of pictures.  Nothing is completely worthless, though.  You can turn to this page to help cure your insomnia.     


Sunday, January 24, 2021

Sunday Puzzle

      Habit?  Or Addiction?

      Are they the same?  Is it possible to have a “good” addiction as it is possible to have a good habit?   Is someone who reads the Bible daily “addicted”?  Or do they  just have a good habit?

      I have an addiction, or maybe habit.  I make an effort to listen to the Sunday puzzle on “N-P-Ah” as the Car Guys use to call it.  I loved to listen to Tom and Ray, too, in their day.  They have been off the air for a few years, now, and one of the ”Tappet Brothers, “Click and Clack,” never sure which was which, died.

     The Car Guys had “the puzzler,” too.  The younger brother would pose a question to be answered by the listeners.  The lucky listener who answered the question correctly and had his/her name drawn out of a hat got a gift certificate to the “Shameless Commerce Division” of their show.

     A week after posing the puzzle, the older brother got a chance to solve the puzzle before the correct answer and the winner was announced.  The older brother always had to be reminded of the question, which of course was a ruse to remind the listeners who didn’t bother to enter the contest what the puzzle of the week was.

     When the brothers retired from their weekly show, the younger brother revealed that the older brother was suffering from Alzheimer’s Disease and could no longer carry on with the show.  Always good for a joke, the younger brother commented that the older brother really couldn’t remember last week’s puzzle.  It wasn’t just a ruse after all.

      The Car Guys are sadly missed in this age of COVID and violent politics.  They could be counted on for a little humor mixed in with sometimes-legitimate efforts to help callers with their car problems. 

     One of the favorite segments of the program was “Stump the Chumps” where the brothers contacted a previous caller to see if their advice was good or “B-O-O-O-GUS”.  If their advice had been followed and proved successful,  there was an orchestral “Ta-Da!”  If, on the other hand, their advice had proved to be ineffective or wrong, there was the “r-r-r-r-“ of a car’s starter dragging down and stopping as in the case of a nearly-dead battery.

      While the Car Guys are a thing of the past on NPR, the Sunday puzzle motors on.  You can hear it on a Sunday morning at 6:40 or 8:40 a.m. on most stations.  In these days of computers and smart phones, you can find the puzzle on the internet if you miss it on Sunday morning.

     I have listened to it for years, even sending in a postcard or two back in the day before email and the like.  You now enter via email.  The lucky puzzle solver gets to play a puzzle on the air with puzzle master Will Shortz.  The reward for maybe making a fool of yourself in front of millions of listeners is a lapel pin and some other games like Scrabble and a book of crossword puzzles.

     More often than not, I am unable to solve the puzzle.  I write down the details and then forget about it until Sunday morning rolls around again.  When I have been successful at solving it, it’s usually an easy one, and I join two or three thousand others who have solved it.  Well, things changed two or three weeks ago. 

      The hostess nearly always asks the lucky listener how they solved the puzzle.  The solver two or three weeks ago said he works on the puzzle as he is going to sleep.  The seed sprouted and took shape in my mind.

       I don’t need any help going to sleep the first thing at night.  Reading usually does a good job of putting me to sleep.  The usual sign that it’s time to put away the book and turn off the bed lamp is when the book, or tablet nowadays, falls from my hand onto my face.

      However, sometimes I have trouble going back to sleep if awakened in the night.  It  happens frequently now.  I have to arise to answer the call of nature, so to speak.  Then I have trouble getting back to sleep.

       Worries, usually something beyond my control, beset my mind and get it to working when it should be concentrating on sending me a soothing dream of some kind.  I have to find something soothing, even boring, to think about and help me get back to sleep, something like the boring stories enjoyed by Sesame Street’s Bert.     

      What better thing to do than to try to solve the puzzle to help put me back to sleep?  I have been trying that the last couple of weeks, and it works.  I have to get the details of the puzzle in my head so I can work on it in the middle of the night when I can’t check out my written notes.  It does take my mind off of foolish worries and puts me to sleep.

      Amazingly, there is another result.  I actually solve the puzzle.  At least I have been successful the past two weeks.  I entered, too, but I have not been the lucky solver.

     That’s okay.  I would be like a dog chasing a passing car.  If he caught it, what would he do?  But it is fun and serves a useful purpose.

      As I contemplate this new pastime, I can’t help but come to the conclusion that in this time of isolation, puzzles have become a bigger part of my life.  If the Goodwife doesn’t complete the crossword in the newspaper, I finish it for her. 

     I have also challenged myself with the sudoku in the daily paper.  After a month or so of trying, I have actually managed to solve two or three sudokus without cheating.

     I think puzzles offer a challenge where you can feel good about yourself if you succeed.  And if you don’t succeed, no use to tell anyone.  Keep it to yourself.

      Now I have to get over the Puritanical notion that solving puzzles is a waste of time and that I should be doing something more productive.  Or, that working puzzles is a bad habit, an addiction, even.

     Working puzzles must be better than watching television.  Now that really is a waste of time.  Most of the time.   

    

       

 

Sunday, January 10, 2021

The Trash Can

      “A disposable cuff?

     I was somewhat incredulous.  I checked in to the hospital before 9 a.m.  My first instructions said 9:30 for a 11:30 “procedure”.  A subsequent phone call informed me I should be there two-and-a-half hours before my appointed hour.

     After the usual height-weight routine, Rebecca led me to my prep cubicle.  There on the bed lay the ubiquitous backless gown.  It had company, a pair of yellowish-greenish tube socks covered with non-slip strips.

      Four plastic packages about the size of a Hershey candy bar, only longer, topped the gown.  Rebecca explained that the contents of the packages should be used to bathe as much of my body as possible.  Even though my “procedure” was a slit about an inch-and-a-half along the wrist and slightly into the palm of my left hand.   

     “Trying to keep the OR sterile,” Rebecca explained.  “Four packages, one for each leg, one for the arms, one for the front of your body, and one for as much of your back as you can get,” she continued.                                                              

     As I finished using the oversized Wet Ones, which had been warmed, I dumped each one, into the trash can. 

     No wonder the trash can was huge.

     Having donned my backless gown, I stepped, in my non slip socks, the only time they would hit the floor, over to the curtain, drew it to signal to Rebecca that I was ready, and lay down on the bed.  Rebecca proceeded to insert two IV needles, one near my right elbow joint, one in the back of my left wrist near the joint between arm and hand.

     A pile of plastic wrappers covered my lap when she was done.  Into the trash can.

     Rebecca hooked up a series of monitors and started the juice flowing through my elbow IV.  The wrist one was to inject numbing agents to stave off pain, she explained.  Then she unwrapped the blood pressure cuff.  I noticed it wasn’t the usual black lined material.  It looked more like the cardboard, soft, flexible that we used to use to pad and separate eggs in a wooden crate. 

      The cuff was soft and flexible.  And disposable.

     “It will stay with you the whole time you are here,”  Rebecca assured me.  And then?

     Into the trash can.

     I can only guess how much trash was generated in the operating room.  I took a nap. 

     I am sure that all the instruments used were no doubt sealed carefully in sterile plastic packaging.  Which went into the trash.

     In the recovery room, I got a carton of cranberry juice.  The carton could be recycled, but I doubt it did get recycled. 

     Various dressings and two or three pairs of gloves used by the recovery room lady as she got me ready to depart went into the trash.  The socks came off as she dressed me.  Did I want the socks?  Heavens no.  They weren’t very comfortable and they were ugly.  Into the trash can.

      Finally, off came the blood pressure cuff.  The nurse didn’t offer to send it home with me. 

      Into the trash can.

     Fully dressed, I rode the wheel chair to the exit door.  The Goodwife pulled the car up to the door.  The young lady helped me get into the car.  Away we went.

      I left a pile of trash in my wake.

     I should not complain.  My surgery went smoothly.  The big clock in the OR, big enough for me to see without my glasses, said 11:30 as they wheeled me in. 

      I was awakened briefly to look at the slit in my wrist.  Back to sleep I went.  It wasn’t quite 12:30 as they wheeled me out of the OR.  It was 1:30 when I left the recovery room.

      So far so good.  I have less pain in my wrist now than I sometimes experienced before surgery.  So far, no sign of infection.  I am grateful for the strides made in medicine.  (Think of the amputations in field hospitals during the Civil War.  How did anyone survive that?)

      But I can’t help reflecting on the mountain of trash hospitals and medical facilities generate daily, hourly.  When we run out of places to dump trash, we may need to take a look at how the medical industry does business.

     Really?  A disposable blood pressure cuff?


Addenda:  What did I do after a day at home?  Bought gloves that would go over the bandage on my hand and wrist, so I could wash my other hand.   Disposable plastic gloves.  Shame on me.

    

    

Sunday, December 27, 2020

Car Seats

      Nowadays, when you set out to take an automobile trip with a child under six or seven years of age, before you set off, you must strap the kid into the car seat.  Failure to do so may result in a heavy fine or in a worse case, injury to the kid.

       It wasn’t always thus.  One of my earliest memories stems from an automobile trip.  We were headed for town for whatever reason with my Dad and my two older brothers.   

     I was wandering around on the back seat with a new pair of shoes.  Well, not new, new to me.  Dad started slowing down to turn a corner on the country road.  I tried to balance myself and the unfamiliar shoes caught on each other, or I stepped on a shoelace, or something.

     Down I went between the two seats.  With help, I regained my perch on the back seat.  I uttered what must have been one of my first attempts at a sentence:  “’Tit over shoes, hurt hiney.” 

       The concern of the other passengers was dispelled and there was great laughter.  My phrase was repeated several times.  When we returned home from the town trip, the “boys” had to repeat the entire episode to our mother.  Everybody laughed again.  I was a hero!  I enjoyed the limelight for a brief while.

       There were no such things as seatbelts in those olden days.  We free-ranged around the back seat.  The seat backs of the front seat of our old Chevy were worn with kids standing between the seats and leaning on the front seat back.  Also on the back of the front seat back, a couple of round rope-like straps designed to be coat hangers, I guess, dangled uselessly by one end, the other end having been torn out by using the ropes for handles by the youthful passengers.

      For a few years,  seven of us loaded up whenever the family all went, such as to church or to visit our Aunt, Uncle and cousins, three of us in the front seat, four in the back.  Among  my least-favorite memories is a trip home from church on a cold winter day, Dad smoking a cigarette with the windows all rolled up against the bitter cold air.  The smoke-filled air was a guaranteed headache for me.

      There were some advantages of not being strapped in.  For a year or two, I could stretch out on the shelf behind the back seat, under the back window.  On night trips, such as coming home from a basketball game or from a 50-mile jaunt to visit the cousins, I could retreat to that bunk and go to sleep.  It left room for the other three back seat passengers to stretch out a little, too. 

      But then there was always the wakeup call, when I had to leave my cocoon and face the night air on my way to undressing and falling at last into bed.  Oh, those good old days!  Good, if you don’t look at the stats on death and injuries from automobile accidents in those good old days.

     For all the complaining about, and from, kids in car seats, it is better now, at least from a safety aspect.  Anyway, most cars no longer have that shelf behind the back seat.  Kids have to sleep sitting up.  And there are no “knee fights” as back seat passengers attempt to stake out their territory.

 

Sunday, December 20, 2020

“Oh, I Forgot”

 

     These days I spend an inordinate amount of time doing one of my least-favorite things—looking for something. “Dang it!  Put it back where it belongs!  Then you won’t have to waste time looking for it!”  But my words fall like the seeds among the rocks and never take root.

      Most of the time, I am looking for something the Goodwife can’t find, like cell phone or glasses, and other such things.  But not always is it the Goodwife’s fault.

        I went with her to a hair appointment.  I went equipped with a warm coat, my tablet, and my reading glasses.  In these days of CORONA virus, it’s not always possible to find a seat in the salon.  If you do sit inside, you can’t always read if your face mask is fogging up your glasses.

      So, I planned on sitting in the car and reading my current book (“1984” by George Orwell, never have read it before) while I waited for her to get her hair cut.  However, we “forgot” to check her text messages.  The hairdresser had texted to ask her to reschedule her appointment because she was way behind on that particular day.

      I only had about five minutes to get comfortable and delve into my tablet before the Goodwife was back.  Caught by surprise, I didn’t do a good job of stowing things before we took off again.  I hung my reading glasses by an ear piece on the top button of my shirt, just beneath my neck.

      When we got home, since we were dressed warmly and I needed a few more steps to reach my daily goal for the break-in of my new hip, we elected to take a brief walk in the more-than-brisk air.  Arriving home again after our constitutional, I grabbed my tablet from the car and escaped into the warmth of the house.  

     I removed my overcoat and started to take off my sweater, but where were my reading glasses?  They were no longer hanging from the v-neck of my shirt.  They must have fallen off somewhere.  Or did I remove them and put them somewhere unconsciously?  It has been known to happen.

      I looked here and there.  I stepped out into the chilly garage and gave the car a thorough search, looking between seats and console, under the seats, anywhere I thought the glasses might be hiding.  Nothing.

       I put my coat back on and retraced a few of our steps on our walk.  They could have fallen off while we were walking.  But we came and went the same way.  If they had fallen off while we walked, surely we would have seen them on our return trip.  Nothing.

       With the usual silent curses and frustration that losing something always brings, I gave the glasses up for lost.  Sometime later, I took off my jeans, the waist band of which rides somewhat uncomfortably on the top of my hip surgery scar, and started to put on my fat-lady, Wal-Mart lady sweatpants that I wear nearly all day most days.

     But wait, as I stood up to hang my jeans up and grab my sweatpants, something came sliding out from beneath my shirttail.  My reading glasses were sort of born again.  I grabbed them as they slid towards my thighs and sat down to complete installing my sweatpants.

     Emotions flooded me.  Shame, for losing my temper and cursing over such a trifle.  Relief that the lost was found.  Humor, that I could have been so silly, so upset by a trifle.

       I would like to continue with my story, but I have to accompany the Goodwife to Macy’s.  Yesterday, the lady at the bank asked to see her driver’s license so she could update our record.  We looked.  We ransacked her purse.  We checked coat and sweater pockets.  No driver’s license.

       Bring it in when you find it, the lady said, thus dismissing the forgetful old fools.  At home, we searched coat pockets again, car seats, anywhere she might have left it.  This time, I was able to refrain from curses.  But frustration took up residence, soon replaced by resignation.

     I began to search the reams of bureaucratic legalese on the state driver’s license website to see how to go about replacing a lost or stolen license.  After a few minutes, I decided it might be a chore better left for tomorrow.  We set about getting supper on the table.

     As we sat at the supper table,  Macy’s called.  They have a driver’s license, if you can identify it.

     My consolation:  A trip to Macy’s is probably better than one to the driver’s license examiner’s. 

     And so it goes.        

 

Sunday, December 6, 2020

COVID Time

      Post-post OP.  So I went to see the doctor for my two-week checkup.  I saw the doctor only when he passed by us in the hall as we sat and waited for my X-rays to be developed.

     “How are you doing?” he asked.

      “Great!” I replied

      Then I saw the nurse.  It was anti-climactic.  I wore my “pajama bottom” pants figuring I would end up in a backless gown so they could remove the “stitches.”  The X-ray technician asked me to empty my pockets, my driver’s license and  my health cards, and pants-on, she lined me up on the target and snapped the picture.

     We were ushered into the little room and the nurse brought up the X-ray on the computer monitor.  She said it looked good.  She placed the X-ray they took while I was still in the operating room beside the latest one.  She said it was coming along nicely.

      Then up on the table I went.  She had me lower the waist band of my pants.  Then she pulled up the leg of my undies.  I held the undies up out of the way and she peeled off the “stitches” just like a band aid.  That was it, or nearly so.  She painted some kind of disinfectant on the wound and put some strips of tape over it.

     The “stitches” resembled a zip-lock bag, with a strip of tape on either side of the wound and held together with a sort of plastic zipper.  Pretty simple, and painless.  I was shaved as smooth as a baby’s bottom, as they say.  No hair-pulling.

      “When this comes off, don’t replace it,” she said referring to the newly applied tape.  Shower, ok.  Soaking, as in taking a bath, not ok.  Don’t put any oil or lotion on it, opposite to what the plastic surgeon told me to do.  She noted that I was not using walker or cane, and that I could raise my leg fairly easily when getting onto the table. 

       We were done, except for making an appointment for a six-week checkup in January.

      I have been to the physical therapist twice since surgery.  I seem to be listing to the right when I walk.  I hear from the Goodwife, “You’re raising you left shoulder.  Stand up straight.”  She also objects to my Walter Brennan imitation when I double pump my elbows when I take my first step or two, ala Papa McCoy in The Real McCoys.

      The P-T guy has me carry ten pounds in one hand and take five prancing steps, like a drum major.  Then I switch the weight to the other hand and repeat the steps.  An attempt to get me to straighten up and walk right?  Doing my exercises takes fifteen minutes at the most. 

     Then I am forced to join the rest of senior citizenry in trying to find something useful and interesting to pass the time during the COVID restrictions.  I can’t go for much of a walk yet.  I have built up to 5000 steps yesterday, but that doesn’t take you far on a warm afternoon.

     Yesterday, I sat in the sun and screened twenty pounds of wheat to get it ready for the flour grinder.  That was a pleasant, but eventually it cools off and I am back to finding a satisfying pastime.   

      Television, not much.  Vast wasteland indeed.  Unless you like to watch football, or old folks singing in order to raise funds for PBS, or fools airing their grudges in various court rooms throughout the country, or murder cases, etc.

       We have turned to games to pass an hour or two in the evening.  We play Cribbage where we get to review our elementary math skills, factoring the numbers fifteen and thirty-one.  And practicing fine motor skills, placing pegs in holes, sometimes a challenge using only one eye.        

     Then there is Scrabble, tasking our vocabulary and spelling skills.  A timer is necessary for this game, along with the Aunt Margaret quote, “P-uh-Lay!”  With only two of us playing, our scores should be high, but the stratosphere is safe.

     Yahtzee takes some logic and decision making and a lot of luck.  No dozing as the “bones” rattle in the cup and onto the table top.

       Closely related to Scrabble, Word Yahtzee takes vocabulary and spelling skills and some luck with throwing the “dice” with letters rather than dots.  It’s as noisy as Yahtzee, and the timer is also necessary to keep this game moving.

      We have also revived gin rummy.   There are a few other games with a sheen of dust in the game room in the basement, Skipbow, Rook.   We don’t have a Monopoly game.  We haven’t set up the card table with a jigsaw puzzle yet. 

      Someday, will we look back and say, “Oh, that was 2020 when we played all those games.  Those were good times”?

      Well, life goes on.  Stay creative.  I will try to practice what I preach.