Sunday, April 26, 2020

Granddad Digs a Hole.


     “Oh no,” said Granddad.  “That pipe is plugged again.  I will fix it.”
     Granddad went to get a shovel.


 Then he looked.  He saw gas bottles.


       First, I will have to move those gas bottles.  I may have to dig there.  He moved the gas bottles.



     He had to move the stones the gas bottles sat on.


      Granddad looked again.  He had to take the downspout off.


      Then he began to dig.  The ground was dry and hard.  Granddad is an old guy.  He has to stop and rest.  A lot.

 

      “I have to throw the dirt a long way,” Granddad said to himself.  “The pile will be big.  I do not want to shovel the dirt twice.”


      Granddad did not get very far on that first day.  He wore out.  He had to quit.


     On day 2, Granddad was stiff and sore.  He did not dig much.  He wished his grandson could be there to help.  Or Bella.  She could dig.




      Then it got too cold to dig.
     Granddad moved away for the winter.  Many days passed.   
     Finally, it got warmer.  Granddad went back to work.


     He dug a little each day.  Then one day, his shovel hit something hard.  “Ding!” sang the shovel.  It was the pipe!


     It was a happy time for Granddad.  But it was sad, too.  The pipe went under the porch.


     Granddad would have to dig a tunnel under the porch.

To be continued.


Sunday, April 19, 2020

Splitting Wood (Not Hairs)


     Oh, what to do during Covid-19 isolation?
     Keep warm, for one thing.  Mother Nature decided to treat us to a little February in mid-April.  Here at the farm, we received less than a tenth of inch of moisture from the day-long squall.  We received the full blast of cold air, fog, and ice.
     I kept two fires going, one in the shop, where I was working on the old Briggs & Stratton auger engine’s fuel tank and strainer, and one in the farm kitchen.  First, Briggs and Stratton:  over the years, the gas cap deteriorated, first by losing the gasket that helped keep the cap tight on the gas tank, then losing the chain that kept it attached to the tank even when it was not in place. 
     A severe blast from the north somehow blew the cap off and it has been MIA since. I had to clean the tank and the fuel bowl before using.  A heavy piece of plastic held in place by a bearing race worked for a year or two to cover the tank opening.  Somehow, that jerry-rig disappeared this winter, and the tank took on some dirt and rust.
     With spare time spent in the shop, I came up with another jerry-rig.  (I would gladly buy a new cap if I could find one to buy.) 


      Maybe the hose clamps will defy the wind. 

        Two pistons from the old John Deere R occupied the rest of my time between stove-tendings.  More on that someday.  Promptly at 5 p.m. I checked to see the fire in the shop could die safely without spreading like Covid-19, and I returned to tending the kitchen fire and watching television.
     The morrow brought clear skies and brilliant sunshine.  The skiff of snow dressed terra firma in virgin white.  The old elm branches glistened with their glaze of ice.  No day to stay indoors, even though the temperature wouldn’t get much above 50.
     Four or five years ago, I began watching the price of wood splitters at Lowes and Bomgaars.  My interest stemmed from the felling of the poor old spruce tree in the front corner of the yard.  https://50farm.blogspot.com/search?q=spruce  That left me with some huge logs, logs cut to correct lengths, but much too big to lift, let alone get into a stove.
     The thought of attacking those logs with maul and wedge didn’t appeal to me.  Nor did moving them to mow where they protected rabid weed and grass growth.  Thus, the observation of wood splitters at the box stores. 
      The price of the splitters rose in the fall at the beginning of wood-burning season.  It was spring of 2017, I think, the price went down by a hundred dollars.  Many of the same splitters were sitting there from the previous Fall..  Time to get rid of them, I guess.
 The splitter has its own wheels, but I didn’t think those small wheels and bearings were up to a 150-mile trip at any kind of speed.  I told the salesman that I would take one of the splitters only if it would go into the back of my little pickup.  Out came his tape measure.  It would go into the back of the pickup.  With the help of his forklift, it did go into the back of my pickup.
       The pickup was heavier by 3 or 400 pounds.  My wallet was lighter by $900 + tax.  The huge logs at the farm got lighter.
     “Making firewood warms you twice,” goes the old saying.  The recent felling of a fifty-year-old elm left me with several huge logs.  On the icy sunny morning, I drug out the splitter and went to work.  The rare windless day made for a very pleasant day, Mother Nature’s gift for inflicting the previous day on us.  Between sun and labor, I stayed pleasantly warm.





     
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