The Book of Kells—Trinity college
Never heard of
it before? Me either. The Book of Kells, not Trinity College. I ran across Trinity College in James Joyce
and other such esoteric places.
According to the
official blurb, “The Book of Kells is an illuminated manuscript written in
Latin, and containing the four gospels.
. . . It was created around 800AD by early Christian monks. . . . It is widely regarded as Ireland’s
finest national treasure.”
“Illuminated” in
this case means decorated with bright colors rather than doused in light, since
it was done on calfskins, 150 of them.
Between the fancy calligraphy and the Latin, reading the
larger-than-life displays was a task.
The Goodwife rented the audio and wandered around trying to coordinate
what she saw with what was going into her ears.
I didn’t think
it was worth the trouble to get the audio, especially since my hearing was
still compromised. (Did I mention that I
had a bad cold about ten days before we left on our trip that filled my ears
with liquid? Six weeks later, I have
periods of normal hearing, which I am informed isn’t too good anyway.)
I wandered
around and read the information accompanying the displays. As with any work of visual art, things made a
lot more sense after someone explained the symbolism and all such things that I
never notice just looking at it.
Above stairs,
there was something I did understand
without elucidation. It is called the
“Long Room”, and it runs the full length of the big building. The common folk are allowed to wander up and
down the center of the long room. On
either side are huge, like 12 or 15 feet high, shelves full of books, many of
them ancient.
Students and
trained volunteers work at maintaining and preserving the old volumes. In a room at one end of the hall, you can see
them working, wearing white gloves and masks.
The busts are of famous people like Jonathan Swift and Alexander Pope
from the literary world and many scientists like Newton and Einstein.
Having drunk our
fill at a fount of learning, it was time for a little soup to ward off the
drizzly grey day. Somewhere along in
there, the Goodwife got the idea that she should visit a quilt shop. The waitress spent about ten minutes on her
cell phone trying to find the closest one.
There wasn’t one very close.
I asked her where
the tourist information place was. That
was much simpler, just down the street in the next block. We found it no problem. We needed to buy new LEAP cards so we could
ride the train.
Supposedly,
there were over 600 places to buy or add time to our LEAP cards. Except, not if you have a tourist LEAP
card. The tourist LEAP card, apparently,
has a better rate than a regular one. If
you go to add time to the card, you pay at the regular rate. Plus, you have to have some idea how much you
are going to use it. You pay by Euros,
but you get charged by how much you use the card.
On the train,
you use your card to pass through the turn style when entering a station, and
sometimes again when you leave, so they have an idea how much you used your
card. We tried two or three stations
where there were live persons manning the ticket window. They all advised us to find the tourist
information office. So we did.
The two ladies
that waited on us at the office not only sold us a card. They had a surefire quilt shop we could
find. It was a ways off, but easy to
find. Just follow this street up a hill,
past a construction site, turn left when we found something, I don’t remember
what.
As we stood
pondering just what street we should be going up, another lady stopped to help
us. She sent us up the correct street,
but at the top of the hill, we came to one of those pesky forks in the road
that never get mentioned in the instructions.
A friendly policeman had never heard of the quilt shop. He pulled his cell phone out of his hip
pocket and soon had the address.
It wasn’t as
easy as the tourist ladies suggested. It
was on a side street somewhere. We never
found it. We got sidetracked. Trying to follow the policeman’s
instructions, we passed two old churches standing side by side. One church claimed to go back to Viking
times. Plus, it said free guided tours.
We were the only
ones in there, so we got our own personal tour guide, a walking history book,
he was. He told us all about the
Vikings, coming and taking over Ireland.
Everywhere we went, including Denmark and Iceland, we ran into those
rascally Vikings. They came to Ireland
to get women. They decided to stay
because the winters were a lot milder than where they came from.
When they
converted to Christianity, they built churches.
This particular church had been built, destroyed, and built again about
three times. There is a modern addition,
too. When they were excavating to
remodel, they stumbled across some signs of former buildings. Some of those dig sites are preserved, a
rectangular hole in the floor, fenced off so you can peer down and see what the
excavators found.
In other places
there are stones etc. from former buildings, tying the current structure to
past ones. The church next door is a
Catholic one. During the English religious
wars, Dublin converted to the Anglican Church. This was one of the few Catholic
churches that were allowed to exist.
That ended our quilt shop quest. We were worn out and ready to find an eatery and head for home. We tried to find an Irish meal, like corned beef and cabbage, but the waitress told us we would not have much luck finding that dish anytime except lunchtime.
That ended our quilt shop quest. We were worn out and ready to find an eatery and head for home. We tried to find an Irish meal, like corned beef and cabbage, but the waitress told us we would not have much luck finding that dish anytime except lunchtime.
We visited two
or three castles during our stay. The
most interesting one was Dalkey. Not
that it was too much different from any other castle. But our tour was conducted by three or four
different people. The first guy had us
sit down and watch a short film. Then he
turned us over to an archer, dressed in costume and carrying a real live bow
and a quiver of arrows. He acted the
part of the bowman/soldier and explained the ins and outs of conducting a war
with bows and arrows.
He handed us off
to a maid, also in costume, who explained some of the domestic details of
castle life, sleeping arrangements, cooking, bathing (once a year, maybe,
usually in the Spring, right before a wedding).
She led us to the top of the castle walls where we could look at the
village and see how the castle could protect the area.
The maid handed
us off to the physician, in this case also a female. She was impersonating an actual woman who
acted as the barber, dentist, and physician for the castle centuries ago. She explained the tools of the trade, hair
cutters, tooth pullers, bleeders, and the processes involved. That included urinalysis. She had a jar of urine (supposedly) which she
held up to the light, analyzed the color, the smell, AND the taste. Gross!
I know, it was fake, but still.
They had to be
tough to exist in those olden times. No
wonder the life expectancy was about 40 years.
When we first got to Dalkey castle, it was nearing noon. They wouldn’t be open for tours until 2 p.m. We took a walk up the coast. It was sunny but chilly. It would be the nicest day we were there.
The other
castle was one that had been modernized and lived in. The man who lived there died without heirs,
so somebody took the castle over and turned it into a museum to try to preserve
it.
In downtown
Dublin, we saw huge grain elevators, tall white cement tubes just like in our
neck of the woods. They were standing on
the grounds of the Guinness Brewery.
Sure enough, they hold the barley used for brewing.
We didn’t make
the brewery tour. We bought tickets for
the “Hop on, Hop off” bus tour, which takes you all around downtown
Dublin. The double decker bus travels
down the narrow streets. At corners, you
could stick your hand out of the window and grab a lamppost. One of the drivers
referred to the bicyclists darting in front of him and crossing the streets
against the stoplight as “coffin-chasers.”
No kidding.
To make the most
of the bus tour, you need to get an early start, which seemed beyond us. After tourist season, the busses don’t run
past five or six o’clock. That doesn’t leave
much time to get off and look at something.
It does give you a good look at the city and gives you some idea of what
you would like to see.
Speaking of
Guinness, one of my goals was to drink a Guinness in Ireland. I have drunk a Guinness in England and in
America. I always suspicioned that the
Irish don’t send their best product abroad, especially to England. I shared that thought with a bartender who
sniggered without assenting or denying.
After a few sips
of the brew, I confided quietly to the Goodwife that there were better brews in
Colorado. Of course, I have been spoiled
by the explosion of microbreweries we
have here.
We finished off
our Ireland stay on a cold rainy day. We
rode the train along the coast line past Dalkey again and on farther. We turned around in a small village where we
ducked into an antique store and fell into a conversation with the proprietress
who was having a slow day due to the weather.
She was lamenting the modernization of her small community with the
ticky-tacky apartments they are erecting.
The modern harbor was forced on the community against the majority
will. It attracted tourists, though, so
she was reluctantly admitting it had been a good deal. Like nearly everyone we talked to, she wanted
to talk politics, American politics as well as Ireland politics.
We did have a
good time in Dublin. I think we would
have liked Ireland better had we left Dublin and got out into the country. Can’t blame anybody for that except the tour
arranger, me.
Saturday
morning found us standing at the bus stop at 7 a.m. waiting for good old 720 or
721 to take us to the airport. The
ladies at the tourist center showed us the way to take the city bus to the
airport, but it involved riding to the center of town again and changing busses. I decided it was better to pay the blue
buggers and not have to change busses.
We reached the
airport and searched for WOW Airlines.
Iceland here we come.